<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5969180524363023893</id><updated>2011-09-09T10:44:47.411-07:00</updated><category term='end'/><category term='shoulders'/><category term='head'/><category term='alien'/><title type='text'>Beginning of the Sidewalk</title><subtitle type='html'>A collection of poems and illustrations for all ages.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://beginningofthesidewalk.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5969180524363023893/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://beginningofthesidewalk.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Laura Mae</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FhRaWJfTnaE/SRzNirUzAiI/AAAAAAAAAAg/ynZIMqeV6uQ/S220/iconnnn.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>4</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5969180524363023893.post-7626657632475120458</id><published>2009-03-25T18:22:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-25T19:28:19.743-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='alien'/><title type='text'>The Aliens</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i661.photobucket.com/albums/uu334/jaysteingold/thealiens.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 288px; height: 438px;" src="http://i661.photobucket.com/albums/uu334/jaysteingold/thealiens.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;When the aliens came,&lt;br /&gt;nobody would come with me,&lt;br /&gt;but I was ready&lt;br /&gt;with my D&amp;amp;D Monster Manuel,&lt;br /&gt;twelve-sided dice,&lt;br /&gt;laptop,&lt;br /&gt;and light saber replica;&lt;br /&gt;all packed into a&lt;br /&gt;cardboard box.&lt;br /&gt;Said they'd rather&lt;br /&gt;crack open a soda and&lt;br /&gt;watch SportsCenter.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5969180524363023893-7626657632475120458?l=beginningofthesidewalk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://beginningofthesidewalk.blogspot.com/feeds/7626657632475120458/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://beginningofthesidewalk.blogspot.com/2009/03/aliens.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5969180524363023893/posts/default/7626657632475120458'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5969180524363023893/posts/default/7626657632475120458'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://beginningofthesidewalk.blogspot.com/2009/03/aliens.html' title='The Aliens'/><author><name>Laura Mae</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FhRaWJfTnaE/SRzNirUzAiI/AAAAAAAAAAg/ynZIMqeV6uQ/S220/iconnnn.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5969180524363023893.post-470524296620469264</id><published>2009-03-25T18:20:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-25T20:25:53.661-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='end'/><title type='text'>Chasing Dead Ends</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i661.photobucket.com/albums/uu334/jaysteingold/field.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 310px; height: 220px;" src="http://i661.photobucket.com/albums/uu334/jaysteingold/field.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;through neighborhoods,&lt;br /&gt;under the overpass,&lt;br /&gt;past the woods,&lt;br /&gt;past the field,&lt;br /&gt;in between railroad track,&lt;br /&gt;through other dead ends.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5969180524363023893-470524296620469264?l=beginningofthesidewalk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://beginningofthesidewalk.blogspot.com/feeds/470524296620469264/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://beginningofthesidewalk.blogspot.com/2009/03/chasing-dead-ends.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5969180524363023893/posts/default/470524296620469264'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5969180524363023893/posts/default/470524296620469264'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://beginningofthesidewalk.blogspot.com/2009/03/chasing-dead-ends.html' title='Chasing Dead Ends'/><author><name>Laura Mae</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FhRaWJfTnaE/SRzNirUzAiI/AAAAAAAAAAg/ynZIMqeV6uQ/S220/iconnnn.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5969180524363023893.post-4767776319265792376</id><published>2009-03-25T18:18:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-25T19:28:43.436-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='head'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='shoulders'/><title type='text'>Alice B.Toklas</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i661.photobucket.com/albums/uu334/jaysteingold/aliceb.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 280px; height: 306px;" src="http://i661.photobucket.com/albums/uu334/jaysteingold/aliceb.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;She eats brownies instead,&lt;br /&gt;Takes super dictation&lt;br /&gt;And sleeps on her head.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Turning her? Hopeless.&lt;br /&gt;She butters buttons:&lt;br /&gt;Stuttering, muttering,&lt;br /&gt;Award-winning buttons.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She rich? More or less.&lt;br /&gt;Parties all night;&lt;br /&gt;Tossing word salad:&lt;br /&gt;this is her life.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I don't want to have fame,&lt;br /&gt;Only to hold her.&lt;br /&gt;Alice, please&lt;br /&gt;Can I stand&lt;br /&gt;On your shoulders?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5969180524363023893-4767776319265792376?l=beginningofthesidewalk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://beginningofthesidewalk.blogspot.com/feeds/4767776319265792376/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://beginningofthesidewalk.blogspot.com/2009/03/alice-btoklas.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5969180524363023893/posts/default/4767776319265792376'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5969180524363023893/posts/default/4767776319265792376'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://beginningofthesidewalk.blogspot.com/2009/03/alice-btoklas.html' title='Alice B.Toklas'/><author><name>Laura Mae</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FhRaWJfTnaE/SRzNirUzAiI/AAAAAAAAAAg/ynZIMqeV6uQ/S220/iconnnn.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5969180524363023893.post-4994650677801958082</id><published>2009-03-25T18:16:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-25T20:10:27.616-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='head'/><title type='text'>My Home</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i661.photobucket.com/albums/uu334/jaysteingold/head.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 450px;" src="http://i661.photobucket.com/albums/uu334/jaysteingold/head.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;How can I be&lt;br /&gt;out of my mind&lt;br /&gt;when I live&lt;br /&gt;inside my head?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'd rather be&lt;br /&gt;in a suitcase&lt;br /&gt;or a shell&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;or a closet.&lt;br /&gt;Anywhere but&lt;br /&gt;here because I'm&lt;br /&gt;claustrophobic&lt;br /&gt;and make a&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;lousy neighbor.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5969180524363023893-4994650677801958082?l=beginningofthesidewalk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://beginningofthesidewalk.blogspot.com/feeds/4994650677801958082/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://beginningofthesidewalk.blogspot.com/2009/03/my-home.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5969180524363023893/posts/default/4994650677801958082'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5969180524363023893/posts/default/4994650677801958082'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://beginningofthesidewalk.blogspot.com/2009/03/my-home.html' title='My Home'/><author><name>Laura Mae</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FhRaWJfTnaE/SRzNirUzAiI/AAAAAAAAAAg/ynZIMqeV6uQ/S220/iconnnn.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
